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Ext. Sub-urban houses surround a park that consists of two swings and a sand box. On one of the benches sits a bag. The contents are unknown as of yet. Talking can be heard off screen.
Drugy 1:
Man, why the hell is it taking so long for this fool to show up.
Drugy 2:
Give ‘em time blood. He’ll show when he shows.
Drugy 1:
Yeah, but when?!?
Drugy 2:
We’re gonna make 50 G’s off of this. It don’t matter when he shows up, we’ll wait till dooms day if we gots ‘ta.
Drugy 1:
Yeah? Well I don’t like it.
Drugy 2:
What’s there to like?
Ext. Near by behind a bush, Tom Valiance and Alex Deft sit and wait listening to a transmitter.
Alex:
Do you hear anything?
Tom:
Damn it ‘lex. Did you put the bug on you like I said?
Alex:
Yeah, why? It doesn’t work?
Tom:
Well, we’re close enough to spit on them and I can’t pick up anything.
Alex:
Well, that doesn’t make any sense.
Tom:
No shit. Fuck!
Alex:
What?
Tom:
Did you turn it on?!?
Alex:
You mean you didn’t?!?
Tom:
No...
Alex:
Well fuck man! You’re the God damn genius of our partnership. I let you handle all that shit!
Tom:
Never send an ape to do a man’s job.
Alex:
What?!?
Tom:
Fuck it. Wait here and give me cover. I’m gonna try to listen in to what they’re saying.
Alex:
No, wait! Don’t....fuck.
Ext. The park. During the dialogue Tom can be seen by the camera sneaking up from bush to bush trying to listen to the Drugies.
Drugy 1:
Man, fuck this waiting shit. I’m going home.
Drugy 2:
No. We go this shit together! You ain’t never gonna find a stupid mother fucker to buy this shit for the same price.
Drugy 1:
I don’t give a shit. I’ll find some stupid little g to buy this shit. I don’t like waiting.
Drugy 2:
Fuckin’ wait another 5 minutes. If the fool don’t show we’ll go.
Drugy 1:
All right, just 5 minutes.
Tom gets as close as he can. He looks back at Alex but doesn’t see him. Before Tom can worry a car pulls up. Two men in black step out. They are in suits and have very dark shades on.
Drugy 1:
It’s about fucking time.
Thug 1:
Do you have the merchandise.
Drugy 1:
Yeah, we got the shit right here.
Drugy 1 walks over to the place Tom is hiding and gets the drugs. Tom tries to remain as still as possible.
Drugy 2:
Where’s the cash?
Thug 2:
The money you were promised is in the car. If you follow me I will give it to you.
Drugy 2:
Cool.
Drugy 2 follows Thus 2 to the car.
Drugy 1:
So...how much we getting?
Thug 1:
Nothing.
Drugy 1:
What?!?
Thug 1:
Just this.
Thug 1 shoots Drugy 1 in the chest. Once he’s on the ground Thug 1 shoots him again, and again.
Tom is extremely startled by this and looks over at the car. Drugy 2 falls down and bleeds.
Tom:
Oh shit. God damn it, ‘lex. I hope to God you’re backing me up and not taking a piss in the creek.
Both Thugs walk to the car. Tom step out from his hiding place.
Tom:
Freeze! Police! Throw your guns down!
The two thugs turn and fire.
Tom:
Oh shit!
Tom dodges the fire and waits for it to stop. It does and Tom sees the Thugs get into the car. Tom runs up to it and jumps on the car. The car peels out and throws Tom off.
The Tugs car speeds away.
Tom: God damn you Alex.
Alex pulls up in his car.
Alex:
Need a lift?
Tom:
Fuck talking! Go after them!
Tome jumps in the car and they take off after the thugs.
Alex:
Fuck talking? How the hell can our relationship last if there is no communication?
Tom:
Now is not the God damn time.
Alex:
Touchy. What happened? Bad day at work?
Tom:
[pulls gun on Alex]
One more fucking joke and...
Alex:
Enough said. What happened?
Tom:
First off-how the hell you gonna leave me to get the car!?!
Alex:
What the hell is this "cover me" bullshit?!?
Tom:
Duh! "Cover me"! Meaning if some one shoots at me you shoot at them!
Alex:
You were fucking shot at?!?
Tom:
Yeah, and a little bit of back up would’ve been appreciated!
Alex:
Sorry man. Let’s get these fools!
Tom:
Why Alex, that’s he first thing you said that wasn’t doltish.
Alex:
Dolt-what?
Tom:
Never mind, just catch them, please.
Alex:
No prob.
Alex floors it and the car greatly closes the gap between the two vehicles. Alex places hide and seek with the Thugs rear view mirror.
Tom:
I have an idea. Pull along side them.
[Alex complies]
Alex:
Now what?
Tom:
I’m going to shoot at them.
Alex:
No you ain’t. This is my car! I don’t want bullet holes in my baby.
You shoot at them. They shoot at us. My car becomes fucking Swiss cheese.
Tom:
You have a better fucking idea.
Alex:
Why don’t you jump on they’re car and force them to the side of the road.
Tom:
Fine! Get a little a head of them.
Alex:
I was just kidding!
Tom:
Too late for that. Wish me luck.
Alex:
Hell no! I need a new partner.
Tom:
Thanks a lot you bastard.
Alex:
And then some.
Tom climbs onto the door and jumps. He lands on the Thugs car and does not fall. He pulls his gun and points it at the driver.
Tom:
Pull the car over. Please, mother fucker!
The driving Thug slams on the breaks. Tom goes flying off. Alex sees this and slams on his breaks. Alex’s car is 10 feet from Tom and 30 feet from the Thug’s car. The Thug’s car peels off towards Tom. Alex jumps out of the car and runs for Tom. Just before the Thug’s car hits Tom Alex grabs him out of the way.
The Thugs car gets way and the two partners lay on the ground exhausted.
Alex:
Don’t say I was never there for you.
Tom:
They get away?
Alex:
Yeah.
Tom:
Fuck.
Alex:
Yeah. Sinclair is gonna be pissed.
Tom:
Alex, I need a vacation.